More Random ****

[GCommander]

You mean Blue Collar TV watching pick up truck owning master of dung.

 

[Bodine]

I'd just like to remind people he's from Michigan and not from here in the south

 

[Lastwords?]

Lol, Im southern and you dont see me masturbating! ...At least I hope you dont.

 

[King Wiired]

Well for a Confederate supporting, illiterate, trolling, flaming, immature, 23-hour-internet-a day, useless, balless, brainless, gutless, nissan driving, 100 different threads on 100 **** topics making, ugly girlfriend/sister/mum shithole of an excuse of an account you can **** right off.

I love you.

 

[DungmasteR]

You really are the master of dung.

ty

o com on ppl u cnt act liek u dont masturbate, 90% of all men do it butt im nawt totally sure bout women lol

 

[DBloke]

ty

o com on ppl u cnt act liek u dont masturbate, 90% of all men do it butt im nawt totally sure bout women lol

Ran threw my translater

To

Oh cum on peoples lap you cunt. Act like you dont masturbate, 90% of all men do it butt in hat. Totally sure bout women lol

Some people tend to use tissues.

Most blokes dont talk about that thing uless its one of them sites.

Butt in hat?
Arse hat?

I have seem women do it

 

[Gikoku Harakami]

ty

o com on ppl u cnt act liek u dont masturbate, 90% of all men do it butt im nawt totally sure bout women lol

Everyone masturbates, even the sweet old lady Martha down the street who gives out cookies to the little juniors. On the positive side, masturbation has alot of healthy benefits.

You definitely could have done better with this thread though..

 

[DungmasteR]

THANK YOU

sum1 actully knows wat they're talkin bout on this site!!!!

how cud i have improved the thread mr. harakami??

 

[DBloke]

sum41 a Tully knows what they're talking bout on this site!!!!

Sum41 are Jefro Tull fans?

What is there favorite album of theres?

 

[Napalmbrain]

Everyone masturbates, even the sweet old lady Martha down the street who gives out cookies to the little juniors.

OH GOD PLEASE STOP NOW.

Thanks for putting that image in my head, Scott.

 

[Sovieto]

Everyone masturbates, even the sweet old lady Martha down the street who gives out cookies to the little juniors. On the positive side, masturbation has alot of healthy benefits.

You definitely could have done better with this thread though..

Thanks for putting the image in my head, Scott! :ihih:

 

[GCommander]

Everyone masturbates, even the sweet old lady Martha down the street who gives out cookies to the little juniors. On the positive side, masturbation has alot of healthy benefits.

You definitely could have done better with this thread though..

An old lady that gives cookies? :ee5k: I wouldn't be touching those cookies if she masterbates.
What are the health benefits? ut:

 

[Napalmbrain]

What are the health benefits? ut:

It's like "cleaning out the plumbing", apparently:
http://www.menshealth.com/cda/artic...item=ebbfa18f0e4a9110VgnVCM20000012281eac____

 

[Gikoku Harakami]

Anytime guys.

THANK YOU

sum1 actully knows wat they're talkin bout on this site!!!!

how cud i have improved the thread mr. harakami??

Well, for starters... you could have atleast spiced the question up and made it somewhat intelligent, rather than just throwing it out there like it's nothing for the "lulz".

An old lady that gives cookies? :ee5k: I wouldn't be touching those cookies if she masterbates.
What are the health benefits? ut:

Masturbation can...

- Induce sleep
- Lower blood pressure
- Help alleviate stress
- Relieves tension
- Feel soooo good
- be a good alternative for those who can't get laid, or aren't ready for sex
- Increase blood flow to the genital region, which can help overall sexual functioning.
- help men increase ejaculatory control, and manage rapid or delayed ejaculation
- etc etc etc.


To add, masturbation is totally normal.

There are no side effects... well, except guilt... "Why am I doin' this ****??... I gotta stop! D: "

 

[Foxy]

Scott, i brought you back here for good. Not to corrupt us with old lady images D=