Super Powers with a Twist

[TampaBondo]

Granted...but you have to look like this guy:

I wish for the powers of Slenderman!

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but now no-one wants to be near you.

I wish for the power of splash

 

[TampaBondo]

You become the Karpmod, taking over his mind and body. Wiichat is never the same again. Less fishy, too!

I wish for the power to pre-determine the winners of college bowl games.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Only for games before 1969.

I wish for the power to make things explode!

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You can only use it on yourself, though.

I wish for the power to post faster than 1x per minute in board games...

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but you can only post in board games.I wish for the ability to assemble my computer...

 

[OTheFool]

Granted, but then you become unable to touch any sort of fully functional computers. I want the power to cure any disease in the world instantly.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but you can only do it once a millennium. I wish for the power of running fast.

 

[kristianj9]

Granted, but you must never slow down. EVER.

I want the power of being able to turn lights on and off through telepathic thoughts.

 

[OTheFool]

Granted, but the power of your mind fizzles them out as soon as you turn them on. I wish for the ability to STRETCH.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but you can't contract. I wish for the power of swapping stuff.

 

[Splash_King]

RaPiD_JazZ learned Trick!

I want the powers of Batman. /paradox

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

You now have the power of being a social outcast who spends every night in a tight plastic suit fighting guys with eyes on his fingers. Not even Wiichat can fix that. I wish for the power of making coins appear out of bricks when you attack them.

 

[OTheFool]

Granted, although they are plastic coins. I want the ability to Death Note.

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted, however you forget how to write

I want the power of Captain Marvel