Super Powers with a Twist

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but you get extremely popular. That's a good twist, btw

I wish for super speed

 

[TampaBondo]

You can now go faster than a snail.

I wish for super slowness.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

You can now go slower than a hibernating snail, but you get stuck that way.

I wish for the ability to spawn shiny magikarp

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You now give birth to a shiny magikarp once a day out your butthole. Unfortunately, they are at least 2 feet around in size...:shocked2:

I wish for the power to make women do whatever I want whenever I want however I want.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but women have the same control over u

I wish for the ability to make games great games!

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but women have the same control over u

Oh that wouldn't be sooooo bad...hehehe

Granted, but you can only impact games like Pacman and Frogger.

I wish for the power to life 1000 lbs.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but your arms become so powerful that your lats can't lift them. and your stuck looking demented with your arms hanging by your side, unable to move them.

 

[TampaBondo]

You wished for no powers AGAIN, so you die. Congrats. Good job! :thumbsup:

I wish for the power to break steal.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

You can now break a 'steal' when it's about washing machines. Spell check!

I wish for the power of creating stuff to do!

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted...you create...ummm...uhh...well, you create...ummm...yeahhhhhh...

I wish for the power of ...of....ummm...i don't know...ummm...uhhh...

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

I'm just going to post random videos now.

[video=youtube;qGaLgYA_jzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaLgYA_jzw[/video]

It's something to do

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You get the power to post random sh!t in this thread. But then the Karpmaster sees it and issues you an infraction for spamming. Better stay on topic, at least remotely....


I wish for the power to ban the world!

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. But you accidentally ban yourself, not allowing you to ban people, so you are unbanned but you accidentally ban yourself. PARADOX!!

I wish for the power of the Ban blocker!

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You get a rubber band.

I wish for the power to turn people to stone.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but you look in the mirror and BAM! Statue.

I wish for the power to nullify other powers!