Super Powers with a Twist

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but you have trouble stopping and keep running into walls and stuff.

I wish for x-ray vision.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. You can now only see in x-ray vision.

I wish for a random power

 

[The_Mitch]

Declined as blu-ray player is not a super power.

I want the power to stop and start time at will

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but with a delay for starting time again. 1000 years!

I wish for the ability to make things from nothing@

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but you can only produce air.

I wish for the power to make poor, sad, underprivledged children happy.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. You can make all the children around the world that are in trouble, sick or hungry, much better by sacrificing yourself.

I wish for the power of making my arms longer.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You now have to walk everywhere on your hands, though.

I wish for the power to make the weather warmer.

 

[Neosquid]

Granted, but everyone who goes outside will get skin cancer.

I wish I had the power to animate food to do my bidding.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. The food slowly starts to rebel, and then kills you. From killing you the food gets total control, and the breadaggedon starts!

I wish for TREE POWER!!

 

[TampaBondo]

You get it, but then you become target #1 for lumberjacks with chainsaws.

I wish for the power to go to mars.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but you have no way to get back.

I wish for the ability to make corpses into zombies!

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but then you accidentally turn yourself into a zombie because you are already a dead-head.

I wish for the power to control animals with my mind.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. You can control animals by letting them eat your brain.

I wish for the power to make zombies into people

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You now have a larger family and some really weird new neighbors.

I wish for the power to weave a throwrug with my eyes closed.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but you weave your fingers into the throwrug, giving it an unpleasant shade of red, which makes it unsellable.

I wish for the ability to "evict" neighbours from my neighbourhood