The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

[TampaBondo]

LmaoAtYou becomes a game character in a game of Conflict in Goldeneye. Unfortunately there are no female characters in this mode, and she suffers the rest of her life as a male gaming avatar whose only purpose is to continually get shot in the head and respawned over and over.

I wish I had the power to transform into any animal I wanted to at will.

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted! Upon your first wish however, you can no longer change back into a human. Doomed to be an animal in a human's world, you're forced out to live in the wilderness where you're eventually shot dead by a hunter.

I wish Rainbow Road never ****in' existed in Mario Kart.

 

[TampaBondo]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, CK made the wish WHILE he was driving on rainbow road. The road vanished and he was forever left falling into black nothingness....

I wish Activision would remove anyone from the Wii Goldeneye online leaderboard that has hacked their xp to get where they are, resetting their accounts back to 0.

 

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but somehow you got into the mix, and your account went back to zero. Yikes!

I wish I could have some chocolate right now.

 

[TampaBondo]

Wish granted, but you are disappointed when Samuel L. Jackson comes knocking on your door...(yes yes, I know...sorry...) :lol:

I wish I had the power to teleport myself to another place just by thinking about it.

 

[LmaoAtYou]

OMG. :lol: SLJ?!

Wish granted, but somehow it doesn't work, and you are forever stuck with Fran Drescher.

I wish I could carry a tune.

 

[TampaBondo]

Wish granted. You are handed a copy of the musical score from "Space Balls" and you walk around with it.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it never turns off, forcing you to look at many things that cannot be unseen, scarring you for life.

I wish I was MLG.

 

[TampaBondo]

Wish granted, but then Major League Gaming dropped you for not having enough skillz to compete...damn...

I wish I knew some good card tricks.

 

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but you do it so poorly to the point that everyone finds out how you are doing it. You suck at being a magician. Yikes.

I wish I could ride Yoshi from Mario Brothers.

 

[TampaBondo]

Wish granted. Unfortunately the dumb dinosaur keeps running right off cliffs with you on him...

I wish I could jump as high as Mario!

 

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but you do this long jump, and never come back down again.

I wish for some good quality ice cream.

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted. Good quantities of hail and cream suddenly begin to rain down on ya.

I wish I was a Magikarp.

 

[TampaBondo]

Wish granted. You immediately disappear and then re-appear in the Pokemon game as a MagicKarp. Then I unplugged the wii and shut off the television...:devil:

I wish I had a chauffeur to drive me around.

 

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but it's a really old man who can barely sees, he ends up killing the both of you in a car crash.

I wish for a million dollars.