Your Favorite Family Guy Moments

[ROB64]

"We're still on air in Boston"

Haha, saw that one the other day.

-"I hate black people"
-"We're still on air in Boston"

 

[Bodine]

"It's rainin sideways!"
"Thank you Ollie."

 

[ROB64]

Peter: See? They covered the house in Teflon so that
nothing sticks to it.
[everyone falls down]
Oh, I probably shouldn't have had them cover
the floors in it.
Stewie: Look at me. I'm nude on ice!



WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!!!

 

[Bodine]

Blue Harvest episode

Peter: I guess I could show you guys around since noone's trying to stop the ship or blast us.

Clone Trooper: Stop that ship! Blast'em!

Peter: Ah, Now I can't show you around!

 

[Gikoku Harakami]

Peter: Ah! Tom Hanks, that's the guy. Funny, everything he says is a stitch.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter: *laughs out loud*

 

[matty_poo]

And over here we'll put some happy trees....and if you tell anyone those trees are there, i will come to your house, and i will cut you...*looks into the screen menacingly*