Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

[owlsgo]

no ones ever chatted me up.

 

[wario2ooo]

"hey....you look lonely tonight. Wanna talk a bit?"

 

[ARav989]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Omg Dude I love that one! I used it a couple times. It's even funnier when the girl doesn't know what chloroform is!

 

[powerpc127]

"If you were a pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder," *place arm on the shoulder nearest you* "or this shoulder?" *place arm on the other shoulder and keep it there*

 

[Barbz911]

I lost my teddy bear....can YOU sleep with me?

 

[Lewi T]

You've been a bad girl...now go to my room.

 

[manred]

"Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket because I could see myself in your pants."

Night at the Roxbury!