The Macho/Chauvenistic Movement THREAD! [V 2.0]

[Fox]

*scoff*
I love myself and my penis. (Which is so massive it has an elbow)
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[ssbb_lover]

Haha.

Good, short-lived memories here.

And why not some complimentary facts?

- The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
- The Seven Wonders of the ancient world are: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
- When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
- Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

 

[Fox]

Chuck Norris once made a rock so heavy that he couldnt even lift it. Then he lifted it anyway to show you who the fu*k Chuck Norris is.

 

[wario2ooo]

if one i had a hand grenade......

 

[Dorkfish]

Bumpage me thinks

 

[wario2ooo]

hmmmm.....

-drops kicks everyone-

where is everyone?

 

[Axtlar]

Hey....

psssssst!

come 'ere

 

[wario2ooo]

ah! ghost!

-runs and trips-

 

[Axtlar]

.....

Just give me your code and I'll leave you unharmed.

 

[wario2ooo]

-rolls back and wario kicks-

take that!

activate wario combo!

-A,A,→B,Jump,↑B-

 

[Axtlar]

Hmm. not bad!

add me and I'll add you and we'll see if those are effective! hehe

 

[wario2ooo]

-becomes captain falcon-

falcon.....PUUUUNCH!

 

[Dorkfish]

Need i post the comic? Lulz.

 

[wario2ooo]

-chomps on dorkfish-

 

[Dorkfish]

Ow, you chomped of a certain appendage (weeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrd) that i need fo certain things.

KARATE CHOPS YOU IN THE JAW AND SPLITS IT OPEN, BACKFLIPS OFF THE WALL, LANDS ON YOUR HEAD, AND DOES A FRANKENSTEINER OFF OF THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING...

I beat your chomping by a mile.