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Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by FRuMMaGe, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. Puckfiend

    Puckfiend Power forward

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    F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen??
     
  2. balrogs.pa

    balrogs.pa Wiichats Idiot Identifier

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    If i were to ride you do i have to give you a quarter?
     
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    Hugh345 WiiChat Member

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    "Don't Worry...it's not a roll of quarters"
     
  4. Wiily Good

    Wiily Good WiiChat Member

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    "Did it hurt"
    "When?"
    "When you fell from heaven"
     
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    shikes Legendary

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    Ill give you a nickle to tickle my pickle
     
  6. Frogger

    Frogger God Complex

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    Well I thought you had some common sense!
     
  7. Brawny

    Brawny Anglophobiphile

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    I've never not asked to add someone...

    And not the worst, but hilariously cheesy.

    "How much does a polar bear weigh"
    "Enough to break the ice"
     
  8. wario2ooo

    wario2ooo vote for me....Wario!

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    "guys these days......trying to impress ladies with money and jewellery. So....how was your day?"
     
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    Barbz911 is a true Brawler

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    "Did I die or am did an angel just fall from heaven?"
    lame
     
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    Thats got to be the funniest chat up line iv ever heard/read :lol:
     
  11. smyth

    smyth Asstnt to the Rgnl Mngr

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    haha it is funny, but it's annoying that he uses it all the time. and if it actually worked it wouldn't be as bad. the only thing that makes it worth it for me is i get to see a girl slap him in the face pretty much everytime i go to the bar with him.:lol:

    kyle
     
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    X@vier WiiChat Member

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    :lol:

    ~X
     
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    Wii_Smurf No.1 Smurf

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    I made this one. Im not one to use it though

    [During a fire drill at college I thought of] Maybe I should call the fire service, Cause you're smokin'
     
  14. TacosTacos

    TacosTacos WiiChat.com>Match.com

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    Baby, you must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.

    The word of the day is legs.
    Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
     
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    LevesqueIsKing An Instant Classic

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    'What do you say me and you go out on a date? Have some chicken. Maybe some sex.'

    'I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.'

    I know, its more along the lines of how you present yourself and your tone of voice, but its Anchorman nonetheless.
     
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    wario2ooo vote for me....Wario!

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    "Hi"

    you'll get answer every time
     
  17. vashivihan

    vashivihan Let There Be Rock

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    i just ask straight up : do u wanna go out? works most of the time
     
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    "So... I was told you're not very good in bed. Wanna prove that wrong?"
     
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    wario2ooo vote for me....Wario!

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    "hey, your pretty attractive"
     
  20. powerpc127

    powerpc127 Bustin makes me feel good

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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
     

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