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Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

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  1. Axtlar

    Axtlar Del fuego he resurgido...

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    I got a cavity out of just looking at you
     
  2. Lewi T

    Lewi T WiiChat Member

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    -"Wanna go halves on a baby?"

    -"Get your coat, you've pulled."

    -"Here's 20p. Go phone your mum and tell her you won't be going home tonight."
     
  3. +Maniacal=Maniac+

    +Maniacal=Maniac+ Am I Losing Friends?

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    I Freakin Lawl'd! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  4. Axtlar

    Axtlar Del fuego he resurgido...

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    Hey, baby, what's up? wanna play with my Wii?
     
  5. zapasant

    zapasant Where is your god now?

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    "how much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice, can i get your number?"

    ^^from a commercial, worst pick up line ever, period
     
  6. owlsgo

    owlsgo czech me out.

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    no ones ever chatted me up.
     
  7. wario2ooo

    wario2ooo vote for me....Wario!

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    "hey....you look lonely tonight. Wanna talk a bit?"
     
  8. ARav989

    ARav989 WiiChat Member

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    Omg Dude I love that one! I used it a couple times. It's even funnier when the girl doesn't know what chloroform is!
     
  9. powerpc127

    powerpc127 Bustin makes me feel good

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    "If you were a pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder," *place arm on the shoulder nearest you* "or this shoulder?" *place arm on the other shoulder and keep it there*
     
  10. Barbz911

    Barbz911 is a true Brawler

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    I lost my teddy bear....can YOU sleep with me?
     
  11. Lewi T

    Lewi T WiiChat Member

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    You've been a bad girl...now go to my room.
     
  12. manred

    manred Animal Collective

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    "Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket because I could see myself in your pants."

    Night at the Roxbury!
     

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