Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

I got a cavity out of just looking at you

 

-"Wanna go halves on a baby?"

-"Get your coat, you've pulled."

-"Here's 20p. Go phone your mum and tell her you won't be going home tonight."

 

I Freakin Lawl'd! :lol::lol::lol:

 

Hey, baby, what's up? wanna play with my Wii?

 

"how much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice, can i get your number?"

^^from a commercial, worst pick up line ever, period

 

no ones ever chatted me up.

 

"hey....you look lonely tonight. Wanna talk a bit?"

 

Omg Dude I love that one! I used it a couple times. It's even funnier when the girl doesn't know what chloroform is!

 

"If you were a pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder," *place arm on the shoulder nearest you* "or this shoulder?" *place arm on the other shoulder and keep it there*

 

I lost my teddy bear....can YOU sleep with me?

 

You've been a bad girl...now go to my room.

 

"Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket because I could see myself in your pants."

Night at the Roxbury!