I lol'd. But in all seriousness, Ronaldo is a prick.
Indeed.
Also, Vidic is only getting a two game ban. It seems that you only get a one game ban for a red card unless it's violent conduct probably, which is a three game ban. But since this is Vidic's second red of the season (coincidentally the first being at Anfield), then it's increased to two.
I thought straight reds were always three game bans, but it appears not to be the case.