Last Text Message You Recieved

[navarre]

"Yes Indeed"

How wierd. That's become my catchphrase as of late.

 

[DG~X]

From Elijah-David come to the park fast!!!!!!Two girls are in a fight.

 

[Arch]

"Hello"

-someone I dun know

 

[CrocoLylee]

Hi guys, me linsey
and kirstie are going
to word up 2moro
nite since linsey is finally 18! lol.
Any of uz fancy it?
Jimmy before for a
few?xx

Complete with original format and everything.

 

[surfinrach90]

"What do Japanese people call the hole in their cock?" - Jays friend Bob

Thinking it was a joke I replied 'uhmmm no idea, what?', he later replied saying 'no idea, that's why I was asking!'.

Has to be the most random question I've ever been asked.

 

[King Wiired]

Lmao ^

Yeah sounds good to me have fun flopping down to medway haha xx

 

[RockerJ]

"How about you ask Mom if you can stay with the mac daddy tonight."

That was my brother who is off at college.

 

[KRKanon]

......

 

[Liger_zero9999]

Importer: " ring me at 3pm tomorrow, the auction should have finished by then"


lets hope i get my R34 GT-T

 

[DBloke]

"cum 2 my place tomorrow ill ave the things on"

What things be this?
I cant wait to find out

 

[DG~X]

"Why were you ingoring me?"

Jess

Response:What are you talking about?

 

[KRKanon]

......

 

[The Storm]

convo with my girl

From Cayla: "Email me baby. Goodnight. I love you"

My response: "Love you too baby. Gnight."

 

[Arch]

"I feel like messing with Kanon's head today"
-Zane

My response "what do u mean?"

 

[DBloke]

"I saw the hole of your moon"
-Sammy

Dirty *****
Thats what I get for doing a naked walk in the direction of my clothes

Just texted back
"I saw the darkside of yours GET THAT LIGHT FIXED"