The great question

[Inceptor]

Pirates fail miserably, they don't move quick or swift, they don't know any fighting skills worth knowing. Face it, they haven't got the technical ability to keep up with ninjas.

 

[gidget]

yay for pirates!
yay for polls! :lol:

 

[FRuMMaGe]

Pirates fail miserably, they don't move quick or swift, they don't know any fighting skills worth knowing. Face it, they haven't got the technical ability to keep up with ninjas.

They don't need fighting ability! They are the purest form of Men!

They are so manly that they only need to look at a Ninja and he is instantly emasculated and dies.

 

[Inceptor]

A man would fight clean and fairly, a pirate doesn't, so he is not a man.

 

[FRuMMaGe]

A man would fight clean and fairly, a pirate doesn't, so he is not a man.

A real man would fight as loudly and unfairly as possible.

 

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real men dress and fight in glam :yesnod:

 

[Inceptor]

No because a real man fights with honor.

 

[FRuMMaGe]

No because a real man fights with honor.

No. Gay ass Ninjas fight with honour.

Here's some facts about pirates:

> The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate.
> Pirates drink rum almost exclusively.
> A pirate's sweat tastes like whiskey.
> Sometimes pirates kick cats just because.
> Eye patches make chicks horny.
> A pirate's semen is indestructible.
> Pirate's hate all forms of dancing, except break-dancing which lumberjacks would agree is awesome.
> A pirate ejaculates fully grown leprechauns.

 

[Inceptor]

Okay first of all, why are ninjas gay? you got any proof of that?
Secondly, nobody cares if pirates drink, seriously nobody cares.

I guarantee you if you put a pirate with a sword against a ninja with his sword, the ninja would win, he would easily counter any attacks from a pathetic pirate, because the ninja has been TRAINED to do so.

Pirates are useless.

 

[FRuMMaGe]

Okay first of all, why are ninjas gay? you got any proof of that?
Secondly, nobody cares if pirates drink, seriously nobody cares.

I guarantee you if you put a pirate with a sword against a ninja with his sword, the ninja would win, he would easily counter any attacks from a pathetic pirate, because the ninja has been TRAINED to do so.

Pirates are useless.

The ninja would get some decent hits on the pirate, but they would bounce right off his bulging muscles and superior awesomeness.

Pirates>Everything>Kittens>Ninjas

 

[Inceptor]

No pirates aren't muscle bounded freaks, they are normally thin and weak or overweight, they have no fighting skills, and no honor. They fail....

 

[FRuMMaGe]

No pirates aren't muscle bounded freaks, they are normally thin and weak or overweight, they have no fighting skills, and no honor. They fail....

You are thinking of cartoon pirates :yesnod:

Here is a great picture of a pirate:

What could be more manly than headbutting a child in the face?!?

 

[Inceptor]

Now your resulting to sarcasm and stupid pictures. Admit defeat.

 

[navarre]

Quite obviously Pirates. Games just aren't games without them.

 

[FRuMMaGe]

Now your resulting to sarcasm and stupid pictures. Admit defeat.

You mean "resorting" to sarcasm. Not "resulting". :lol:

I admit your defeat...