paintba||er
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Just as the title says, post the stupidest thing you have done while intoxicated. Mine would probably be the time me and two of my friends went to school drunk during a basketball game. We got on to school grounds and as we were walking through the parking lot I notice some guy is sitting in his truck staring at me, so I flip him off. He starts his truck and comes speeding toward us as if to run us down. Me and one of my friends take off running, while my second friend who is the most intoxicate just starts walking toward the truck that is coming straight for him. Well the guy slams on his brakes and my friend walks up to his window.
Guy: Why the hell did your friend flip me off?!?
My Friend: What...huh
Guy: Dude are you ok?
At that time he realizes that we are drunk and picks up his cell phone, I'm assuming to call the police. So I run up and grab my friend and we run off into the school. Well then my friends start walking up to everyone blowing in their faces so that they can smell the alcohol on their breath. There is cops everywhere in my school so me being the most sober one out of us three, I had to grab my friends and try to keep them from breathing on people, talking to anyone, or falling over. Well I finally convinced my friends to leave after about a half hour, in which we were somehow not caught. Well so when we are leaving, one of my friend's friends comes up and pushes my friend. (damn I am saying friend alot) So my two friends start swearing and trying to beat the kid up, while I am holding them back. Then some other two kids see me holding my friends back and think I am beating on them, so they come over and want to fight me, so I am forced to let go of my friends and a big fight breaks out. Eventually a cop came around and saw the fight and tried to stop it so everyone scattered. Luckily me and my friends were able to get over a fence and to another one of my friends house before the cop got to us. Everyone that did get caught (I think four people) got $50 fines. So anyway, that was the stupidest thing I have ever done while drunk, now share your stories.
Guy: Why the hell did your friend flip me off?!?
My Friend: What...huh
Guy: Dude are you ok?
At that time he realizes that we are drunk and picks up his cell phone, I'm assuming to call the police. So I run up and grab my friend and we run off into the school. Well then my friends start walking up to everyone blowing in their faces so that they can smell the alcohol on their breath. There is cops everywhere in my school so me being the most sober one out of us three, I had to grab my friends and try to keep them from breathing on people, talking to anyone, or falling over. Well I finally convinced my friends to leave after about a half hour, in which we were somehow not caught. Well so when we are leaving, one of my friend's friends comes up and pushes my friend. (damn I am saying friend alot) So my two friends start swearing and trying to beat the kid up, while I am holding them back. Then some other two kids see me holding my friends back and think I am beating on them, so they come over and want to fight me, so I am forced to let go of my friends and a big fight breaks out. Eventually a cop came around and saw the fight and tried to stop it so everyone scattered. Luckily me and my friends were able to get over a fence and to another one of my friends house before the cop got to us. Everyone that did get caught (I think four people) got $50 fines. So anyway, that was the stupidest thing I have ever done while drunk, now share your stories.
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